Biker Bob’s Rules of Engagement as applied to both genders

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  • Relationship is the highest form of art. It takes creativity, passion, a sense of humor, and hard work.
  • I have a right to my own opinion.
  • I have a right to choose my own friends.
  • I have a right to speak and not be interrupted.
  • I have a right to say no and mean it.
  • I am responsible for my own emotions.
  • I am not a sex object.
  • I am not a success object.
  • I am responsible for telling the truth.
  • It is my responsibility to declare my feelings
  • It is my responsibility to be current with my partner and not harbor unspoken resentments.
  • Anger is an emotion, violence is a behavior.
  • I have a right to be silent.
  • I have a right to speak.
  • I am entitled to my own separate and exclusive space, when it is not disproportionate or intrusive.
  • I have a right to own a Harley if I want to.
  • Only if you can afford one.
  • I am, always, entitled to feel safe.
  • I have the right to be an autonomous, self-directed human being.

A reader sent this in: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE

  1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
  4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
  5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
  6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
  8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!
  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

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